Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
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my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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when no one in class is ready for the test


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contemporary art 
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dreaabeat: i'd like to be told bad jokes

You should have seen my grades in high school

Anonymous: Tell me a joke!

My love life